Saturday, February 07, 2009

Name Game

Cousin Jill finds all the good ones, here's my contribution. Play along if you like. No tags this time.


1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Jonathan Russell Dayton

2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and father's middle names)
Adrean William

3. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Vernon Warren

4. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Dayjo

5. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Lemur

6. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born)
Russell Alexander (I might actually use this one as a nom de plume)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Guinness (Frickin' sweet!)

8. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of first name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Joon

9. STREET NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Black Raspberry Chocolate Chip

10. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Sebastian Church (ROCKFIST!)

11. PORN NAME: (first pet name, street you grew up on)
Foofy Church (must be gay porn, eeesh)

12. GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Jonizzle (My real hip-hop name is actually Skinny Mac)

13. IRAQI NAME: ( second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name, last 2 letters of your first name then last 3 letters of your last name)
Oyruonton

14. GOTH NAME: (black and then name of one of your pets)Black Blizzard
Black Sully

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy)
Speed Stik Snickers (Quick! Where's the pole!)


Hope you got a laugh, feel free to copy and paste and play along!



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1 comment:

  1. your stripper name bbbwwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
    Your Rock Name totally Rocks!

    Thanks for playin!

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