Thursday, September 25, 2008

FWD

I'm beat today. I was sitting in front of the machine, wishing I had some good material to share, when I decided to check my e-mail. Suddenly I had some good material. I am most certainly not one to simply forward everything that comes along. I actually discourage people from sending me forwards. But, if it's really, really good, and you take the time to delete the part at the top that says FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:Fwd:fwd:FWD and all the e-mail addresses, then I'll read it. This was one of those e-mails. Hope you get a chuckle out of it.

Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys , it has worked for over 200 years, . . . and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse i s this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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