Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Wanted

Why is my house full of spiders and bugs? That is what I would like to know. It is with that question in mind that I post the following:

WANTED: Spiders to replace current residents in old village home. Voracious eaters only please, no venomous individuals need apply. Applicants should display motivation, willingness to work as a team and courtesy toward children with arachnophobia. Please bring two references to interview.


1 comment:

  1. Good Lord. It sounds like we're infested over here.

    Everyone, I want to assure you we aren't infested. But our current spiders are useless.

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